Welcome to Can't Say That — the internet's premier destination for shirts your HR department would rather not exist. By accessing or purchasing from this site, you agree to these terms. If you disagree, that's fine. The door's right there. (It's not really. You're on the internet.)
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ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
By using this website or making a purchase, you confirm that you are at least 18 years old and have the legal authority to enter into these terms on behalf of yourself (and not, say, your dog — though we appreciate his taste in shirts).
If you don't agree with any part of these terms, please discontinue use. We won't hold it against you. Much.
PRODUCTS & ORDERS
All products are print-on-demand and fulfilled through Printify. Product images are as accurate as humanly possible, but slight color variations may occur between your screen and the final product. This is a feature, not a bug — your shirt will still be chaotic and wonderful.
We reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time without notice. Limited drops are limited. That's literally what makes them limited.
We reserve the right to refuse orders at our sole discretion, including but not limited to: fraud prevention, suspected resale without authorization, or just vibes.
PAYMENTS
All transactions are processed securely through Stripe. We never see, store, or touch your credit card details — that's Stripe's job and they're very good at it.
Prices are listed in USD and include applicable taxes where required by law. Currency conversion fees (if any) are between you and your bank — we have no idea what the Canadian dollar is doing today.
Your order is confirmed when payment clears. You'll receive an email confirmation. Check your spam folder — we promise it's not spam, it's your extremely important shirt news.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Orders are produced and shipped within 2–5 business days. Delivery times after that vary by location and carrier. We cannot control the mail. Nobody can. That's just a fact of life we've all had to accept.
Free standard shipping applies to US orders over $50. International orders are welcome — additional shipping charges and import duties are the responsibility of the buyer. Your country's customs office may or may not appreciate the shirt. That's their problem.
Once an order ships, we'll email you tracking information. If tracking shows delivery but you didn't receive the package, contact us within 7 days and we'll investigate. We take lost shirts very seriously.
RETURNS & REFUNDS
We stand behind our products. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or is the wrong item, contact us within 14 days and we'll make it right — replacement or refund, your choice.
Because every item is made-to-order specifically for you, we don't accept returns due to a change of heart, buyer's remorse, or "my spouse disapproved." You knew what this was when you clicked Buy. We believed in you.
Size exchanges are handled case by case — email us and we'll do our best. The Zero Regret Guarantee covers product defects, not your own questionable decision-making. We make no apologies for the design. That's literally the whole point.
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
All designs, graphics, logos, and content on this site are the property of Can't Say That and are protected by applicable copyright laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from our designs without express written permission.
Purchasing a product grants you a personal, non-commercial license to wear and enjoy said product. It does not grant you rights to reproduce the design on other merchandise, sell bootleg versions, or start a competing store. We will find out. The shirt community is smaller than you think.
YOUR CONDUCT
You agree not to use this site for any unlawful purpose, including but not limited to fraud, impersonation, or attempting to reverse-engineer our extremely sophisticated checkout flow (it's just Stripe, please don't).
Our shirts say outrageous things. That's the point. However, we do not endorse or support content that promotes genuine hatred, violence, or discrimination. We're sarcastic, not evil.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Can't Say That and its operators shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of this site or purchase of our products.
This includes but is not limited to: workplace incidents caused by your shirt, relationship difficulties arising from shirt opinions, unsolicited laughter, HR write-ups, and grandmothers who "just don't get it." You were warned. It says so on the website.
Our total liability in any matter is limited to the purchase price of the product(s) in question. That's a very fair deal considering the entertainment value.
CHANGES TO THESE TERMS
We reserve the right to update these terms at any time. We'll update the "Last Updated" date at the top of this page. Continuing to use the site after changes constitutes acceptance. Nobody ever reads terms anyway, but at least ours are mildly entertaining.
CONTACT US
Questions about these terms? A legal concern? A shirt that arrived and exceeded your expectations? We want to hear all of it.
Reach us at: hello@cantsaythat.com
We typically respond within 1–2 business days. Responses on Mondays may be slightly more aggressive — not at you, just generally.
These terms were written by actual humans who make actual funny shirts. They are legally binding and also kind of entertaining,
which we feel sets a new standard for legal documents. © 2026 Can't Say That. All rights reserved.
*The Zero Regret Guarantee is not a legally binding guarantee. Come on.