FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

That depends entirely on your workplace, your boss's sense of humor, and how many warnings you've already received. We print it. What you do with it is on you. We accept no liability for HR incidents.

Depends on the wedding. If it's your wedding, absolutely — it's your call. If it's someone else's wedding, read the room. We recommend asking yourself: "Would this person invite me back for their next wedding?" If yes, maybe leave the shirt at home.

Almost certainly not. That's kind of the point.

That's between you and your relationship with that person. We're just the printers.

We do offer some youth sizes on select products. That said — we'll leave it entirely up to the parents to decide if a particular design is appropriate. We're not getting involved in that one.

We don't currently offer custom one-off designs. Everything you see in the shop is what's available. If you have an idea that you're convinced the world needs, use the contact form — no promises, but we're not completely opposed to interesting suggestions.

Because your shirt doesn't exist yet. It gets printed after you order. That's the whole print-on-demand thing. It takes 2–5 business days to produce, then it ships. If you need it faster, check if Express shipping is available at checkout.

Not necessarily. Sometimes there's a delay between when the carrier gets the label and when they scan the package into their system. Give it another day or two. If it's been more than 5 business days with no movement, contact us.

Yes! Shipping is available to most countries. International shipping takes longer (7–21 business days after production) and may incur customs duties or import taxes in your country — those are your responsibility, not ours.

Contact us immediately at hello@cantsaythat.com with your order number. If the order hasn't gone to production yet, we may be able to update it. Once it's printed and shipped, we can't change the destination.

Unfortunately, no. Because items are printed specifically for you, we can't accept returns or exchanges for sizing mistakes. We have a sizing guide on the site — please check it before ordering. We know. We know. We're sorry about it.

Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo of the issue. We'll send a free replacement or issue a refund. No interrogation, no jumping through hoops.

Reach out to us at hello@cantsaythat.com with your order number. We'll look into what's going on.

You can cancel within a short window before it goes to production. Email us immediately after placing the order if you need to cancel. Once production starts, we can't cancel it.

We use Printify for fulfillment, who works with print partners that follow ethical manufacturing standards including fair wages and working conditions. We care about this, and we've chosen partners who do too.

No. That's actually the point. You're not broken — you're just honest. Welcome.

Society, mostly. Also liability. But you can wear it.

It means we'll fix anything that's actually our fault (damage, misprints, wrong orders). It does not cover regret resulting from your own sense of humor, changes of heart, or the expression on your mother-in-law's face.